He said, “Mrs Murphy went off to Lourdes to see the Holy Relics and while she was there she saw the braces and she saw the crutches and when she was coming back through customs a customs inspector said, “Mrs. Murphy, do you have anything to declare?” and she said, “Why no” and he said, “Well do you mind if I open your suitcase just the same?” and she said, “Why no, help yourself. So he opened the suitcase and looked around and he found a bottle and he said, “What is this Mrs. Murphy? She said, “Why I’ve been to Lourdes to see the Holy Relics and I’ve brought back a bottle of holy water. He said, “Do you mind If I inspect it? And she said, “No by all means. So he opened it he sniffed at it he tasted it, he said, “Mrs Murphy this is not a bottle of water this is a bottle of scotch. And she said, “Down on your knees and pray to the Holy father it’s another miracle.n1601 ¶15